1.14.2005

'Smelly trip'

Nothing much exciting for me today... Oh ya i wanna blog about my bus trip back home from sch.

My usual routine: Walk to the bus stop and take my beloved 851. OKie up in the bus, it was full and packed with ppl. Finally found myself a sit that is facing all the other passengers. After it traveled for a few stops, a man aboard the bus. A stench of cigarette smell on him.

Well, i dun like cigarette's smell. He walked towards me then, and squeeze himself through the little spaces he can find. The next move, put his bum on the seat right beside me!! oh god! Slowly and carefully, i moved my hand up to cover my nose, hoping that my action did not catch his eyes. Mission one done.

Mission two, slide my butt off the seat a little so that he is not that close to me. Successful.

I was then praying hard that my stop to alight is reaching soon. But, the time was passing so super duper sloow.

Never mind.. OK now is the time.

I smell something. 'Someone farted?' i thought. But everyone else on the bus did not seems to bother. Izit my hallucination or wat? I stiffed in the air once more.

Confirmed. Someone farted!!! It's so smelly!! Yucks! Who izit? Scanning through every single passenger's face. No one twitched, or even act guilty because he/she has farted. Who izit? The smell was still strong.

Suspect NO.1 : The middle aged man sitting right beside me.

Suspect NO. 2: Another middle aged man sitting right in front of me.

Hmm who izit? I hope that either one of them will own up. Ok, 'who the hell will own up that he has farted?'

Oh man, the air in the bus then was a mixture of fart and cigarette. Wat a good combination! Hah.

After sometime, the bus has reached Thomson Road. Time for me to get up of that smelly bus. Finally. Breathe IN! Phew! And that's my 'smelly' trip back home!

I still didnt manage to find out who the 'farter' was. Never mind, he is off. And My investigation was up to there...


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